I will be born soon
Or rather,
have a birthday
Which is another way of saying the same thing
But in reverse
Or backwards
I take a long time to figure things out
And often get them wrong
It's amazing what parts of ourselves are so smart
What parts are utterly retarded
It's like there's only enough experience to go so far
A liquid in limited supply
Likely some slice of me
suffered a secret stroke
Blood was directed to other regions
Where it would solve other problems
For example
It took forever to figure out
How this would feel
It's a good thing
Someone came along
to remind me
I should thank them
Whoops
Too late